hell yes lets make some ravioli
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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