Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
No...this little piggys going to the bar
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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