Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
It's official drugs can't kill me
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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