Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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