forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
he shaved USA in his pubs
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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