Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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