i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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