Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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