If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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