Her vagina should come with caution tape.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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