Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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