I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
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