She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
My vagina just clenched in fear
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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