have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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