I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
i out mim tonsoeep
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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