you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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