just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Randomize
