It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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