it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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