She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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