she was so not down for the gang bang
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Randomize
