he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Never underestimate the power of titties
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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