I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Please don't give away my fajitas
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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