I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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