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Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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