Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
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