he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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