I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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