look no pants
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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