can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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