i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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