the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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