Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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