I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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