Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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