My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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