so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Randomize
