scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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