I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I think weed is turning my hair brown
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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