I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Randomize
