I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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