you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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