Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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