We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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