I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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