come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Is Oprah even human
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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