But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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