Nicole vs. Life
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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