she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Randomize
