It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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