as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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