Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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