Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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