Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
sex in a hospital.. check
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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