fuck your aforementioned shoe
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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