Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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